![]() ![]() This fellow has since become a reasonably high-priced lawyer, most famous for whining unsuccessfully on behalf of a disgraced athlete. “Well,” I replied honestly, “someone once compared me to Dietrich on BARNEY MILLER.” (Flattering, to be sure…whether the fellow comparing me to him meant it to be or not, that I’m not sure of.) “No, I was thinking of Frank Burns.” He then was actually visibly distressed that I didn’t compliment him on his keen insight. Quite aside from Vanessa’s donor-celebration waxing last ‘cast about my breasts and glutes in terms more appropriate to a less modest physical specimen (I probably could use some wazing, were I to go the popular hairless route–but darn the luck, that I miss the Tompkins addenda on one week and the zipless audio on this one), the true answer to your question as I recall was from an obnoxious home-room fellow denizen, who was trying to place which sitcom character I was reminding him of. I did embrace the comparison to Napoleon and went as him for Halloween though, so that wasn’t all bad. I had to look both of these people up, and was not happy with the result on both occasions.
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